Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
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He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize