i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Randomize
