Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
What a fucking waste of an outfit
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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