All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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