she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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