I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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