Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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