My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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