I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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