whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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