In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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