Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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