Its about making memories worth repressing
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
He felt like a one man threesome
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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