Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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