Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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