I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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