I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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