This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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