watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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