I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
