you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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