remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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