Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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