Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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