I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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