She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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