She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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