I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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