He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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