better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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