do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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