well he's currently spooning the coffee table
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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