I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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