I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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