I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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