If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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