So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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