Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Be still, my beating vagina.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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