I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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