yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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