yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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