VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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