We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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