Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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