apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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