Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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