4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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