I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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