It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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