I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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