I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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