he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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