I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
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