Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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